Quote of the Day

Joe Martin

April 28, 2017   ·   0 Comments

“If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.” Quotes of the Day

Larry Gelbart

“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.” Quotes of the Day

George Carlin

“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.” Quotes of the Day

Isaac Asimov

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …'” Quotes ...

Ernest Benn

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.” Quotes of ...

Marvin Minsky

“No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it’s doing; but most of the time, we aren’t either.” Quotes of the ...

Oscar Wilde

“Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.” Quotes of the Day

Bob Hope

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Quotes of the Day

Mark Twain

“Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.” Quotes ...

Abraham Lincoln

“Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.” Quotes of the Day

Edward Shepherd Mead

“Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.” Quotes of the Day

Earl Mac Rauch

“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” Quotes of the Day

Sir Francis Bacon

“Silence is the virtue of fools.” Quotes of the Day

H. L. Mencken

“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” Quotes of the Day

Doug Larson

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” Quotes of the Day

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