Quote of the Day

Calvin Trillin

December 13, 2017   ·   0 Comments

“Health food makes me sick.” Quotes of the Day

Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

“Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.” Quotes of the Day

Joe Theismann

“Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.” Quotes of the Day

Robert Orben

“There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.” Quotes of ...

Mick Jagger

“It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.” Quotes of the Day

Douglas Adams

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” Quotes of the Day

Mark Twain

“Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.” Quotes of the Day

George Bernard Shaw

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.” Quotes of the Day

Evan Esar

“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.” Quotes of the Day

National Lampoon

“Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.” Quotes of the Day

Luis Bunuel

“I’m still an atheist, thank God.” Quotes of the Day

Ludwig Wittgenstein

“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” Quotes of the Day

Woody Allen

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” Quotes of the Day

Joey Bishop

“Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth ...

Garrison Keillor

“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.” Quotes of the Day

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