Quote of the Day

Yogi Berra

August 18, 2018   ·   0 Comments

“No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.” Quotes of the Day

Woody Allen

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.” Quotes of the Day

William Shakespeare

“I dote on his very absence.” Quotes of the Day

Mark Twain

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.” Quotes of the Day

Jeph Jacques

“If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.” Quotes of the Day

H. L. Mencken

“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.” Quotes of the Day

George Orwell

“The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.” Quotes of the Day

Fats Domino

“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” Quotes of the Day

Dame Rose Macaulay

“It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.” Quotes of the Day

Harrison Ford

“Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.” Quotes of the Day

Colette

“A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.” Quotes of the Day

Harlan Ellison

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” Quotes of the Day

Frank Zappa

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read.” Quotes of the Day

Edgar Wilson Nye

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.” Quotes of the Day

Michael McClary

“Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called ‘rain’.” Quotes of the Day

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