Quote of the Day

Ambrose Bierce

March 26, 2017   ·   0 Comments

“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.” Quotes of the Day

Thomas Neill

“Of those who say nothing, few are silent.” Quotes of the Day

Steven Wright

“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, ‘Do I ...


“I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands out there marked ‘Occupant.'” Quotes of the Day

David Letterman

“There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.” Quotes of the Day

Buck Henry

“We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.” Quotes of the Day

Woody Allen

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let ...

Samuel Johnson

“People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed.” Quotes of the Day

Benjamin Disraeli

“How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.” Quotes of the Day

W. Somerset Maugham

“If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech.” Quotes of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to ...

Mark Twain

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.” Quotes of the Day

Robertson Davies

“The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.” Quotes of the Day

Henri Poincare

“Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.” Quotes of the Day


“The gods too are fond of a joke.” Quotes of the Day

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